Why don’t witches ride their brooms when they’re angry? They don’t want to fly off the handle.
Why do ghouls love to hang out with demons? Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
How do skeleton’s travel in an emergency? In a skele-copter.
Did you hear about the vampire who lost his home? It was a grave problem.
How do vampires sail? On blood vessels.
Why do vampires use mouthwash? They have bat breath.
Why was the skeleton lonely? He had no body.
Why won’t vampires prey on snowmen? They’ll get frostbite.
What happens when a ghost blows its nose? He looks at the boo-gers.
What do you say when you’re having dinner with a skeleton? Bone appetit!
Why are all mummies workaholics? They’re afraid to unwind.
Who do skeleton’s learn about in history class? Napoleon Bone-a-part.
Why did the ghost go to the bar? To get some boos.
Why wouldn’t the skeleton go in the haunted house? He had no guts.
Why was the vampire interested in the New York Times? He heard it had great circulation.
What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? The trombone.
What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday? “Aye, Matey!”
You know what really bugs me? Insect puns.
Why do math teachers make good dancers? Because they have algorithm.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim? Billy Jean King.