When I think about you, I touch my elf.
Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a bit.
The North Pole doesn't import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.
Santa was forced to attend a Christmas party because his presents was required.
What do you call an elf that can sing? A wrapper.
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
I love when candy canes are in mint condition.
Why did Santa go to jail? He sleighed an elf.
What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes
Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him
What is the cow’s holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas.
What is the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snowballs.
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
My husband refuses to go to a nude beach with me… I think he’s just being clothes-minded!
Why does every cemetery have a fence? People are dying to get in.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter!